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  "Dylan, I was taking a stroll in the park with my bunk mate from Forced Fem Boarding School, his Ex GF has made him officially female and changed his name to Liza Minelli, it suits him TBH but he's beside himself. Yar so that's not the point we had the misfortune to run into those Bad Boys who've been picking on you since High School. They thought they were so funny going on about how Dylan's such a loser the only way he could get laid was with a Pint Sized Loser Forced Femboi whose own Mom agreed he had blown his shot at manhood. I totally owned them about how we only make out and snuggle because as two total pure virgins we want our first time to be extra special and within marriage obvs. I think they were legit lost for words but they tried to play it orf by fake laughing imo. A big commitment? Don't be Silly Cutie it's like two stops on the subway to get the marriage license. Imagine it both of us never knowing the touch of another ever, how romantic

  I get like zero sympathy  when I tell people my tale of woe about my extreme Forced Feminization and complete lifestyle change, they mostly laugh and dunk on me about how hard i failed masculinity, But like I feel like Western Societly failed me actuals, right? Like if I was too much of Powder Puff to stand to a Gorgeous Syrian Medical Exchange Student who immediately saw through my boorish beer chugging and skirt chasing and put me on hormones. So like I'm just doing my best in the circumstances and it's lovely that my man has his greencard.

  "That's so not my position Darling, I fully support redemption and forgiveness for reformed Toxic Males, once they have a pussy. Ugh! This why I don't wanna talk politics with Boys, literally ever. Talk to me about The Yankees, Tommy. how are doing this season? it's super adorbs how srsly you take it, sports is politics for Men. Just support me and career publicly Babe, it keeps a roof over your head, who cares what some of your so called friends, think about you being in a loving FLR with a Forced Fem professional. I know stereotypes suck how they all assume that in private you are getting slutted up Drag and taking the strap on, though TBF you do."

  I actuals find this beyond humiliating and way miss my old regular White American Boi life and appearance. But I'd just hate to be ungrateful to the Husband on his special day. He's been a total sweetie since I accepted my masculinity was doomed and stopped rebelling.  Full SRS was the hardest part I cried for like a month straight and still have the occasional crying jag but it has made me more docile, less self absorbed and I know there's no going back to being Scott.

  "Sorry Mike I know like it's our third date I should be ready to go all the way, I hoped I would be for reals. But it's literally my third ever date, I never got one pre Forced Fem, big reason my Auntie said I had no hope of achieving manhood. You're so pretty and it's a lovely big gorgeous Cock, I wanna pin a best in show rosette on dat slugger.  It's so flattering beating orf just for me, gives me butterflies, I'm feeling like such a Boy Crazy Bitch. I think it is rally helping me get integrated in my Girlie Girl persona. But just for me can you moan my old boy name while you stroke it? Oh please we were in the same Homeroom back in High School, I think ya might know it, you're not that much of a Himbo! Ok we weren't friends but you so weren't one of my Bullies either btw, just a bit sassy honestly."    

  "OMFG Ryan, I know ya don't like your Dolly dressing 'butch'. I think ya might have mentioned it a few bajillion times. But we're goin over to be my Father's to try and get my trustfund back, he'll just be mad and triggered if I swan in like da Queen O Sheba in frills and fluff. We are gettin on a bit better, thank gawd, so just behave yourself and I'll have the funds to wear literally anything you want . Thankies, Sweetpea, you're right. Obvs my Dad should support me but the Ex who Bitched Me Out has him totes convinced I was a deep denial closet case and life long fraud, who choose to be Ultra Femmy. Plus like they are engaged n stuff now. I was just a stepping stone to my Father's money. Like when I think of the cash I spent on her like a Pay Piggy! She's soooo greedy! No way he'll like you, ya Silly Goose, you're totally Masc, he'd be proud to have as a Son In Law, like once he gets over the idea giving away his first born

  she said never

  Your Boys clowned you and dunked on you non stop when it came out that you were going steady with a Forced Fem Ex Con. It was your own fault for being so trad, rightwing, anti gay and anti trans, everyone found it so big lols. Such a fraud, such a hypocrite. But as they got to know Poppy, they found he was rally nice, got on with them and their GF's so easy, was way fun and was especially amazin for your lifestyle and behavior.   You should feel blessed that you've found love and your Crew are chill with it. But it still threatens your fragile male ego what would everyone say if they knew her Forced Fem Reform School Bunkmate, Maddie, gives Poppy her old duffer Fat Cat Husbands E.D pills all the time and Poppy does so so much of the topping, even with a rump like that, and likes you to call her Daddy when she's calling the shots.

  "Absolutely Mrs Johnson, I'm a Personal Trainer, who works loads with Forced Fembois. Yep working with Fluffies who've just had the Snip Snip is something I'm great at. Soon as he's not too sore I can have your Step Son up and working out, just light stuff at first. I mean people talk about the dread Fixed Fifteen. But that sort of weight gain is rally at least what you want when some Beta Shrimp is getting curves. It's just my job to make sure it goes to the places the estrogen wants it too and keep him trim and extra dainty everywhere else." 

  I Studied for years under some of the most Respected/Feared/Loved/Hated Academics in Forced Fem. I was a true believer in what their methods could do for society.  Redefining The Modern American Male is valuable and crucial work. So I'm not gonna say I'm sorry because it pays ok. It's hard work but that's what the money's for.

  "Dylan, how long are ya gonna be mad at me? I can't even with this sulk in. Since you got your BF in the Doghouse, ya wanna put a collar and leash on me? I've said I'm sorry about it. I thought at lunch with my Forced Fem Besties and their men, if I mentioned that you are doing great with a nap and early tuck in schedule and that a binky rally helps you get quality shut eye. I thought the boys or at least Fluffies would share their similar experiences and you'd realize you had nothing to be ashamed of.  I didn't think they'd just clown us for the rest of the time, that Witch Marcy, said I should buy you an adult baby buggy, just awful.  Well geem I'd like you to see you never goof up on a fist full of Ditz pills!  Can you try and be a bit nicer after Naptime? You're not the only sensitive one in this relationship. Well let's not go away from what works for you because of haters who don't even know what they need."

  "I'm really sorry you had to go through that Nick and it's so brave of you tell me, makes me feel special. Opening up, so not a Boyish Boy's strong suit. So your Step Sister made of sport of seducing and cucking you with any Girl you were dating. So not any issue with me I never got a crumb of pussy as a loser incel and the shrinks have done such a number on me I don't even like the thought of some snatch anymore. I admire how this hasn't given you like a problem with Lesbians, you are such kind hearted person.  Jenna is straight? word? OMG she's must have mad game!"

  "Thanks for coming Joseph, one of my Step Sister's small mercies that Lizzy let me invite a Boy I like to her Party, for emotional support. You look rally handsome and spiffy and you smell of dime store aftershave not Ganja, well done it is so nice when you make a effort. Not too great actuals there's loads of girls I dated and boys I was a major jerk to before Forced Fem here and they are like being mean. Joe, it's got me all ansty and fidgety.  Can you pwease help me get off before they start serving food, I need to chill out before I have a Sissy Hissy Fit and get put to Bed early. Thanks, Darling. Gosh, Joey, I meant give me a quick Blowie, ya Dingbat! I don't want to muss up my look, what would all the Snarky Exes say if I had a freshly fucked bedhead while I'm eating canapes. I need a Sissygasm. That's it Cutie, swallow it all up so there's no mess at all. Atta Boy!"

  "I don't get why you are playing the blame game on me, Honey. I know you prolly didn't want a Forced Femboi Roomie, but I've always been cool and fair with you. I consider you like a close pal and sing your praises to everyone, especially the girls you like. So when I asked you not to pinch my lollypops, that should have been enough for you Mister. Uh-huh they promote submissiveness and are estrogenic so if you're not used to that they will probably make you feel v.v.v.emotional. Come here, Sweetie, gosh whatta a Crybaby! How many did you sneak Christopher? Cheer Up, I'm gonna order Thai Food, get you some yummy Tofu, my treat. Soy? Man Boobs? that's a rightwing conspiracy theory. I'm the one whose trying to stop the steal, Powder Puff!"