Every One Lies On Their Resume
"Tommy thanks for meeting me gimme a hug, Babe. I did need to talk I don't wanna like hurt your feels or make you feel called out and I shouldn't make it big deal. I care too much what people think. But can ya stop telling everyone I'm your Ex, all my new friends are clowning me and sayin I'm a Idiotic Hoe Bag with a beta fetish! At highschool I used to biff you up and take your lunch money and make you eat my sweaty pussy after Field Hockey, I dunno what you think a relationship is LOL! Don't send me on a guilt trip you needed the reality check to know you were more Powder Puff than the girls. Much too dainty n pussy for sports or tough boy stuff. I'm not sorry. But I have missed you kinda, uh-huh we totes can be friends, I always thought you cute n adorbs or I would have ignored you. But can we keep it on the downlow and fess up make a post admitting you were tellin tall tales, and you better apologize Mister!"