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  "I'm so sorry about it Cody, it just good to see you the morning after, I'm feeling like such a Witch. You are literally my Best Friend, you mean too much to me. I don't get why when I'm drunk I get so belligerent about the idea that you should go for feminization. I guess it's just the influence of my side hustle seeing so much Femmy success for bois who masculinity was a fail for. I feel bad that other people in club overheard and were laughing at you. Of course your masculinity is not a failure, Dear, I sooooo didn't mean it like that. Just because you are really pretty, have smaller biceps than me and the legs of a teen runway girl doesn't mean you are a girl, just because you'd transition so easy. I promise it won't happen again, Honey. But like if you ever did decide I'd be so committed to helping you tell your Mom, get on the right HRT. I actuals think Cody works great as a Girlie name too, kinda hip. Gee I was just saying, Babe. Wa...

  "Joey don't be such a Silly Goose, taking the strap-on for me isn't turning you femmy, limp and subby!" The estrogen, t-blockers, chemical castration meds in your morning green juice and files on your macbook are doing that. "Well I thought it was super cute that you climaxed with a totally soft dick, certainly nothing to stress about. Go take a soak Sweetpea. I'll get your juice prepped just how Baby likes it!"