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"Ugh! So frickin yummy. OMG, thankies, Babe. But like gotta take this away from me in like a few tiny spoonfuls time. Hey don't make fun, just because you are such a skinny Beanpole, Mister!  Pigging out always reminds of that awful period after my state ordered orchiectomy. Nothing but tears and comfort eating. I was barely off the snip ward, when my P.O got me sent me off to Forced Femboi weight loss camp.  It was hell, I'm way Girly n Femmy af. A fussy like Princess Boi even before I got my sac emptied and then it's this horrible spartan bootcamp!  I was still such a Crybaby from the big op, so I was this silly lil piglet Butterball, who kept the rest of Bitched out Boys up with my sobbing fits. I was bullied rally bad by The Bitter Betties mad over their own emasculations and puppy fat problems. It's adorable that you spoil me, Mike but I don't wanna go back there! Get me a fancy salad or whatevs if you wanna You so don't have to get me a lil treat for ...