Make Her Eat A Donut In Her Ride



 

"Saffy, you are being much too hard on yourself it's not subby or belittling that I'm the bread winner and you stay home and keep house. It works for us.

I always wanted a Forced Fem Housewife to support my career and like handle the little details and errands for me. But all the men I dated were pretty enough to go all Femmy but they hadn't done anything wrong.

But I meet you at a Sissy Mixer and your male life is so toxic you must have caught The Judge on a good day that she didn't make a Fulltime Adult Baby. You were perfect for me and you can totally go back to your Nail tech part time once we have kids who are in school, if you want to be in the workforce a bit, you still do all the other Bitchbois manis right?

But it's actually about the domestic stuff, Darling, all you seem to do is smoke weed, scroll the net, zone out to reality tv, munch candy, diddle yourself to sniplit and watch gameshows all day. Clean-ing, Cook-ing?"




"Hmmm what are two cities in China?

OMG you gonna make me cry Dear, I literally thought you were doing a jeopardy question, you know it's like my speciality, ain't met a kept Airhead boy who can keep up with me yet.

I'm sorry I know you have a big day and I goofed and you didn't get a good breakfast but Dunkin is like at the heart of our community too. Pwease Honeybuns, let's not part before you go off to work with cross words, I'll be feel like a complete Witch and be too upset to do any chores at all.

Thankies, oh I promise dinner will be way yummy."

I don't want to disappoint my Mommy Wife, so I'm gonna order take out.


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