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"Tommy, that is so horrible, I didn't think my opinion of that Trad Boorish Masc Frat could be anymore in da toilet. Come here, Baby, you need a hugging.

I had hoped you'd pledge our Forced Femboi Frat obvs. But I get in the stigma people don't get how flexie we are for Boyish Bois and think like if a Dude joins he's a future Queen or whatevs, not even! I'm glad we've become Buds anyway, Dear.

So when the pledge hazing went shirtless they saw your Cum Chugger tramp stamp and 'disqualified' you on the spot? Surely you explained how a terrifying High School Bully who would have given them Bitch Status too, made you get the ink and pay with your own money for it? That sucking dick is not part of your life anymore and you are saving money up to get it lasered orf asap? So frickin heartless and harsh. No empathy, I'd shut them down if it was up to me, Honey.

I don't get how they are so high and mighty, maybe you triggered them we pranked them with a delivery of spunk filled donuts last year. That they thought were from one of The Stepford Sorority's.

Big box of yummy donuts and then at the very underneath polaroid's of how we made them lol. Oh like we recruited a buncha nice Regular Joe's and Betas to beat off for it, like we all got estro issues and like for reals it's way funnier to make some tough guy chow down on some Sweet Boysie's Swimmers!

We'll try and brainstorm a new idea to clown them, whether you decide to late pledge or not, Cutie.

Yep Spongebob Meme Tee Week has been a massive success, thankies, wanna come back to the Frat House and just like hang, kick it, have a toke?

Ya know when you said you were done with blowies, do ya feel differently about Femboi Dick? Because like I only date straight boys and they all seem super eager to please me but afterwards act like it never ever happened! I'm like Stop gaslighting me you, sucked me dry, Mister!


Yo we could maybe have a fundraiser to raise the dollar to get rid of your tramp stamp? The other Bitchbois would feel so hard for you too, Precious. I guess yar you wouldn't love that sort of attention...



One of my Frat Bro's Saffy, she's got a tattoo gun and learnt to use it on the cell block in a bid he did, pre Forced Feminization. He'd do you a cute cover up over it, just to be nice and if you are stumped on what to get over it, I can pick something for ya! Well I think you'd wanna get Saffy a present to be polite but it so wouldn't have to be anything pricey at all, just a sentimental lil gesture to say Thanks Bro."


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