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In Forced Fem Reform School Retraining, it wasn't my boy personality at all but I was like most precocious performer whether it was singing a ditty, having a bop or getting my Meryl Streep on in theater class.



Ellie had observed me in class a bunch and chatted to me a oodles of times after, due to my reconditioning all I wanted to know is where she got her mind blowing drip and she was super nice.

So when she offered me a record deal on the rap label she was an A&R for, I was gagged. As humiliating as the public profile would be for emasculated Ex Con, I wanted to pay back the state without having to escort and yeah ok get insane lux furs like Ellie's got, a Femboi Hip Hop Diva deserves those right?

But I've been under so much scrutiny since I was launched and my HRT makes me a Crybaby Basket Case over negative posts and online hate. I can't even.



But after the early snark I got as a nube Bitchboi Hip Hop artist and the press hit piece on me 'White Bois Are A Joke'. It was so insulting and harsh I couldn't tell if it was right wing or left wing hate.

The response was so much more upsetting and intense though when I actuals started to drop music, I'd busted my tush off putting in all hours in da lab.

People were basically all saying I was a way dumber even worse pale imitation, utterly derivative of a someone who was Cultural Appropriating Joke in her own right. Wrong on both actuals, I had to clapback.

Forced Fembois adore Iggy Azalea and so often our takes and taste filter back to the mainstream, with no giving Fluffies any credit. I guarantee like Iggy will under go a critical re-evaluation and Hipsters will be saying they always loved her, without a hint of that irony that is total crutch for them. At least I can be sincere.

Obvs she's an influence but I'm so not a copycat



her tracks hook goes 'ride me like a Kawasaki', distinctly and entirely different.

I gotta be the only Femmy rapper with a nearly 100% straight male fanbase. If my Boy Fans love me, I can't be all that shabby.

I sooooo don't care about getting 0.3 on Pitchfork. Ellie tells me they are pure haters and is working on setting up a collab with some hardened felon Drill Rappers from Chicago still to help me with my street cred issues.



If ya don't like Bitchboi slut trap music that's your prerogative, at least help a reformed criminal Dollyboi out, just stream my content on spotify with the mute button engaged. Is this too much to ask?

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