Damn Yankees
Yar it's like a huge devastating status loss to go from High Status Jock Boarding School Bully and favored son of one of New York's most prominent and respected families. I'm utterly mortified at what a Girl I am.
I was so completely set up by a psycho Milf Heiress as a deep denial closet case.
That people seriously believed I wanted to life as a Basic Becky Bitchboi, rename myself Molly Maguire and wait tables at a diner in a run down post industrial town in Massachusetts. So my family completely disowned me.
If it wasn't for the clothing allowance and salon tab my destroyer Lilith provides, I'd feel even worse about my new Ultra Fem persona. It feels really so cucky and beyond pathetic rooting for The Red Sox when I've been a Yankees fan for life but it's just easier in this part of the world.
The only true constant between Preston the WASP Blue Blood Prep School Terror and Molly Maguire Bimbo Boi Lapsed Catholic Diner Waitress is I still get so many BJ's from straight bois.
It's just I blow them back now too, I'm not so hoity toity anymore, I'm desperate for men from a social class I thought I was too good for to like me, go Sox! Like sometimes they treat me to lil bit of the girlie luxuries, Molly is gaga, my Mom takes it for granted.
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