"Tis a lovely home you've got Mrs O'Malley, I always love spending time here. Thanks for letting me do my work outs here, if it's not some Meathead giving me the hard sell, it's some Alty Weirdo Cis Girl trying to put the moves on me. It's like excuse me I'm here to keep the body I was worked like a dog in Forced Fem Reform School to get dainty and trim
and listen to some materialistic, empowering slut rap. I'm spoken for thank you! My reconditioned tastes make me blush so hard but I just can't stop myself.
Johnny is so sweet and understanding about that stuff, he'll turn orf a Knicks game to let me stream somethin a Girlie Girl Forced Fem likes. Mrs O'Malley you raised a great boy, Single Mommies are society's real heroes not ball players.
But I felt like I'd made him watch The Devil Wears Prada a few too many times but he seemed to like it ok grading on a Straight Boy scale.
So figured more of The Streeper would be chill, starts all fine then he's gets all silent,
I pause Mamma Mia try and find what's the matter with my Sweetie, he get's all huffy, triggered and stomps orf to bed. I know how close you are, did I do somethin problematic?"
"Honey, it's not your fault it's just I had Johnny in my crazy pill popping socialite It Girl era.
I have no clue who John's Daddy is can't even narrow it down, so it maybe it's a gay fun musical but I guess for my Baby it hit too close to home. He'll be fine if you give him some hugs, fuss over him and maybe let him actually watch a ball game, But Tomi for gosh sakes Silly, I've told you it's Maggie to you not Mrs O'Malley!"
"Thankies it was so tactless of me Maggie, would it also be ok if I called you Mommy? I would have been a good boy with a Mom like you imo.
That's so nice, Mommy. Ya know I could call you a lot of things, huh? But ya know I'm not judgie! You are such a amazing liberated woman!"
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