Double Scoops

 


"Whatta Good Boy Daniel, don't you look handsome. Go change outfit again, yep I want a bajillion pretty pictures to choose from to go with the article and it was a whole todo to get designers to lend me all this dope Boy Street Wear.

You like that outfit, Honey? very cute, I've got such a good eye for Boy styling now, it's silly rally I used to dress like such a fucking Dorkus before my Auntie Forced Feminized me. Dressing up Buckable boys way cool is like second only to buying couture for myself in my new Girlie Girl reconditioned mind.

Yeah totally I don't just write about Forced Fem issues at all. The Editor thought I'd be great for this piece, because I get on super well with Straight Boys and like understand them.

Well it's in the early stages but basically the idea is to look at the most gorgeous trad Masc Studs on campus: who can handle themselves in a fight, throw a ball, fuck like champs, shredded physically but can still drink like W.C Fields. Real Men, ya know? But like with high flying career orientated GF's who are bound to out earn them and how that will change household dynamics and gender roles. 

Literally just a working title but something like 

'Big Man On Campus, Future Male Soccer Mommy'.

Oh please Sarah is like the top scholar we got



and is getting head hunted for these big opportunities. It will just be beyond obvs that her man should be keeping house, running the bread winners errands and eventually driving the kids to school or wherever in big lame Minivan or Bitchy SUV!


I like the pouting, you look adorbs. Don't be mad though Babe, you are not the only Bro on campus realizing when your GF is gonna stack money like Martha Stewart that they will rally need to study her books seriously.  Go change outfit again, Sweetie.

If anything I'm jealous you could find a Girl Boss to take care of you, its a good thing, Sweetpea. Now my Stoner Unemployed BF Dylan, is always needing beer and weed money from me. But if he didn't I wouldn't feel so important or useful in the relationship. 

You can take the same pride in hand washing her cashmere sweaters, keeping a spotless house and having her dinner ready for when Mommy's home."

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