Park The Benz

 

It really does get me hella aggie when people who so don't get it get all judgie about Charlie and my relationship.

It's like first orf to heck with you eat a bag of dicks, I was an ultra masc Pussy Hound kinda recently, why are you gonna hate on me for growing up, putting on big girl pants and finding a man I love? My Shrink says I'm doing super and Doctor Klein is never afraid to call me on my self serving nonsense.

But people are super stuck on the age gap because I'm a Forced Femboi in community college barely out of my teens and he's a Handsome High Powered Exec well into his forties, he's almost older than Tom Brady!

Like all these do gooding frumpy Cis Girls who couldn't catch a dick if I threw them one, concern troll me about the power imbalance and how my man is taking advantage of me. Not Even!

When my Sweetheart isn't working late on some big merger or acquisition, it's a healthy home cooked meal and tucked into bed on his tummy with his teddy with lights out at 8pm. His job is stressy and tiring, the poor Dear needs his beddie byes. 

I wish I could explain to people I'm more like his Mommy BF but he'd be too embarrassed and it would ruin his rep as like a Business Shark.   

Then his peers and friends are awful too, they say I'm gold digger, bleeding him dry at boutiques non stop. Like so ignorant Charlie wanted me to quit The Bitch Boi Cocktail Waitress gig, where the tips were huge and he's likes for me to have whatever I like, not even my fault that I'm a Fashionista Label Whore.

My Darling doesn't need a brand new top of the line auto every year unlike his status obsessed friends. The Mercedes runs fine, oh and unlike them he has a legit penis!