Jessica Alba Is My Wife To Be

 


All the Forced Fem professionals were telling me how lucky I was as a low life young Redneck repeat offender that after my Forced Fem sentence a rich socialite

thought I was silly and pretty enough to sponsor me to pursue a Gender Studies degree at NYU. It is good to be so far away from my hometown and not have to run into people I've wronged so helpless and femmy now. Trying to lose the Dixie accent and talk all fancy has been a struggle despite elocution lessons.
But I can't even lie the therapy and reconditioning has changed me so much despite still talking like a complete hick. It's humiliating but for the new me Manhattan rally is a Dollyboi paradise. 

I was always skipping class to window gawk at the stunning bridal couture and I feel so conflicted imagining myself at the altar with some gorgeous man.
It's not like I'm starved for fashion: I'm shopping all da time, hitting thrift and vintage stores and some of the spoiled Rich Cis Thots on campus aren't complete witches and hook me up with hand me downs, that TBH I look better in imo.

But the other Forced Fems warned me these boutique are so not having it with Bitchboi time wasters using their exquisite bridal boutiques as their dressing up box.
I managed to nag a nice cute Broish Boy I'd become pals with to come along and pretend to be my Gay Wedding planner. I'm still getting used to how much you can get a boy to agree to after a ultra Girlie makeover, well straight ones anyway.
It gave me credibility as he pretended to take notes on a tablet, the stuck up Ice Cold boutique girls bought it. 
But now he's kinda losing the character a bit, this romantic sweetie is making goo goo eyes at me like he wants to marry me for reals.

"Psst Dylan can you sissy it back up way more? Swishier walk, limp wrists and have you said fabulous even once? Dude srsly you popping a massive boner now? You ditz I can hardly do a runner in all this frou frou!"

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