Liz Lemon

 

"Lawrence, you were way fussy and neurotic when I asked you to switch your lifting regime for doing yoga, pilates and cardio with me. Terrified of losing mass but we've got to know each other and had the best time. So if anything, Baby, you've gained 100 pounds of Forced Femboi BF.

Oh stop, overly big muscles are dumb and yucky, they are for men with inadequate penises. I bet you are still strong enough to throw me over your shoulder and carry a Bitchboi to bed, Stud.

Ugh! I mean when I get too stoned on the couch, how dare you! I don't give it up that easy. OMG stop being silly, I was only teasing you Cutie. I remember having a male sex drive -it's a curse honestly. But I am a born again virgin, so are you up for a challenge? or a commitment?"

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