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  "I'm dreadfully sorry it so long to set up this consultation Sarah, I've just been rushed off my feet. Yar totally my Mentor, Mildred did warn me demand for Forced Fem Skyrockets every time the Republicans get back in the Whitehouse. So tell me about the Boy!"

"I'm highly sceptical of these reports and find them problematic. I believe my donations come from people I've inspired on my policy positions and agenda. Not from Rightwing Men with unwanted crush on me and a humiliation fetish! But if that is even happening that's a good thing because I really care about them and they're helping me campaign to improve their lives.. Well like helping boys adjust to the changing societal position of men, so just look at higher learning, when someone says college graduation, you just like automatically picture young women in caps and gowns, now right?"     

  When I think of the humiliation and pain I endured in Forced Fem Reform School to avoid the Snip-Snip, Ugh I can't even! Performing my rump orf in Musical Theater and dancing as Prima Ballerina in Ballet Recitals, open to the public. Working so hard on speech, deportment and vocab. Always supes obedient, made up perfectly and such a teachers pet the other Bitchbois bullied me something awful. Then the first man I fall for with my head fucked Girly Boi sexuality, insists that me getting a vaginoplasty is like a deal breaker for him. It was terrifying but like I felt so dependent on Dan and like I never thought I'd find man I'd love and be hawt for, so I rally had a hard time but finally I agreed and signed the last bit of manhood away. I made my post surgery Party Debut in a Oscar De La Renta number my stylist saw on Blake Lively. Daniel was so caring in my recovery just pampering me like he was my Mommy and letting me binge watch Girly trash on total bed rest. I got so ma...

  "OMG Tommy talk about making a mountain out of a molehill. It's not even that kinda head scarf. She does not have too much influence on me, she's just a new friend. She's so cool and smart. Like one of the few people other than you who treats me as a Regular Gal, not an Ex Teen Racist Right Winger You Tuber who got the emasculation he deserved and deserves to be dunked on non stop still. I mean I hate the old me as much as anyone thanks to Doctor Klein. Maybe a bit but it was ultimately my idea that you quit alcohol, all it did was make you act silly, be lazy the next day and beer causes man boobs and bitchy lil pot bellies. When you got such a tight cute body Sweetie. Don't you feel so much better without it, Dear? I'm hardly a puritan I let you blaze as much weed as you like, well I just think my sissy strains make you more affectionate and a better listener, Honey. But you can maybe smoke regular green too I guess? "

  "Hey it's alrite Babe, I'm actuals sorry. I was pressing you and like being unfair. I think you taste delicious honestly, I think it's the strict diet I've got you on. But I get it Dylan, you're straight so there's a big block in the way of saying your Forced Femboi BF's load is way yummy.  It's ok your doing great you're such a good boy and generous lover. Like think of all the fussing you did when I insisted on being referred to as your BF or me deciding to keep the name Brian. Now you just don't care we just too loved up!" 

People from my old life look at me as a joke sell out who had lived just about the biggest lie ever. But the boys from old band and the independent music scene I was a big part of, don't laugh that much when I'm always squawking on socials about how the era of male music, bands and instruments is just kinda completely over forever. I mean like yar I've totes forgot how to play them thingies. They get way angry. Over my stance that like the only way to make in the industry now as a boy is as Sissified Ultra Fem Princess, to be laughed at by cisgirls and lusted over by Real Boys, even if they are closet fans the streams still count the same.  They don't know about the Forced Fem, brainwashing, destruction of my identity and ego, All they think is that I was always like this deep down. The don't know my whole life is gauntlet of humiliation and post masc tantrums that just make me seem like a Fussy Diva.  So they go in so hard and just cook me on how talentless and bra...