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  "Ugh! Honestly Sweetie I had the best night, I'm lit af,  I want you to Cowboy up and drill me to a heavenly Sissygasm so I sleep like a toddler. But you with this wounded ego thing are you trying to set a world record for sulking? Because some of my Diva Forced Fem Besties have got you covered. Obvs I think you are the best lay ever, I only miss being a womanizer crushing pussy every few months now. Mister I'm gagging for that D! We've been through this I was too perfect and completely unrelatable as a Bitchboi Influencer. Like some intimidating Ice Princess but the brand consultant was right. By doing all this content about how utterly hopeless the Boy I love is in bed and posting epic rants about how sexually frustrated I am, people get me more and I have way more stans and pay piggies to boot. People even give me props for being a loyal Girlie not some Hoebag Dickpig Sissy Slut. I keep you in luxury and love you too much, we mustn't allow people mocking you f...

  "It gets me so aggie when I think about it Tommy, Honey. Like we'd be such a hip high status couple: me like a Dime fashion plate, you a gorge total boy babe with the teensiest edge of danger. But because of social media everyone knows I'm this former foul mouthed uncontrollable Bad Boy young delinquent who got an extreme makeover, a vagina and so much deportment training I can't help but flounce around like a Princess  and the whole thing with you sucking so much dick to survive your crumbling way scary High School that you even went to prom in taffeta and tulle. OMG I'm not making fun, Babydoll, you were just a late bloomer, it's adorbs. It's just it follows us everywhere rite..... We should start fresh by moving to Timbuktu or some totalitarian state where people can only scroll state propaganda on the phone. But it's a double edge butter knife, like by being a Forced Femboi influencer I'm able to support you Dear, a financially dependent BF ma...