Whoa Kemosabe!

 

"Ugh! Honestly Sweetie I had the best night, I'm lit af,  I want you to Cowboy up and drill me to a heavenly Sissygasm so I sleep like a toddler.

But you with this wounded ego thing are you trying to set a world record for sulking? Because some of my Diva Forced Fem Besties have got you covered.

Obvs I think you are the best lay ever, I only miss being a womanizer crushing pussy every few months now. Mister I'm gagging for that D!

We've been through this I was too perfect and completely unrelatable as a Bitchboi Influencer. Like some intimidating Ice Princess but the brand consultant was right.

By doing all this content about how utterly hopeless the Boy I love is in bed and posting epic rants about how sexually frustrated I am, people get me more and I have way more stans and pay piggies to boot. People even give me props for being a loyal Girlie not some Hoebag Dickpig Sissy Slut.

I keep you in luxury and love you too much, we mustn't allow people mocking you for being a two pump chump who can't get his Sissy Bitch orf, ruin a level of happiness I didn't think was even possible again as I was getting Bitched out.

That's it Cutie, oh my, you da bestest!"




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