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"Dude ya need to get over yourself Male Fragility overload! They are not my sex toys they are our sex toys. They are sooooo not your enemies or rivals exact opposite honestly. They are the tools that stop a Forced Femmy with a bonkers high sex drive from cucking you! Well obvs it so special when you make love to me but I'm gagging for a sissygasm so the gadgets finish me off. It's not cool to get all sulky, as it's a bajillion times hotter when I'm all helpless and you use it on me. This ain't easy for me to say as a Bitched out Ex Womanizer, who didn't have a good word to say about gay people. I'm a subby Nympho it's so humiliating. You seriously think I'm such a deranged butt slut I love my Dildo not you? My Dildo don't listen to my Fluffy Femboi squad dramas, pick me up from the airport, hold me tight during a post emasculation breakdown or steal me beautiful flowers from the graveyard!  It's fine it's lovely. I'm happy and p...

  "Aaaaaw Tommy, how can you say that? you know for a fact I'm the most loyal BF ever! I spend half my live defending you. Nobody is planning anything sketchy or sordid on our Forced Femboi mini vacay in Aspen, it's so not about incriminating content, like there wouldn't be any. We are just leaving all our phones here so like we can all be rally present and in the moment and stuff like that. Like there were zero devices at reform school where we all got close. Yep mindfulness that's exactly right, Cutie. I'm gonna miss you so bad Babydoll, don't start crying Dear you'll set me off."

  "It;s adorable that ya want to impress so much Mike but ya don't need to try so hard and get all tongue tied and flustered, Hot Shot! I'm having a good time, chill out, Silly! My Mommy, well step but ya get it right? It's so not how I thought my life would turn out but fr.  She's been like Mommy & Daddy, since my Father ran off with his personal assistant. Mommy gave me all of her tastes, interests, mannerisms and even her old pre elocution lessons heavy Baltimore accent in Sissification conditioning But Mommy is so picky about men, like no one's good enough and the ones who are get like one strike anyway. But she says as a Forced Femboi so ditzy I'm like unemployable I should put myself out there more. She says any man could be the one and if I don't go all the way on the first date I could never know for sure whether we got mad chemistry. I'm gonna put out so relax already, ya Nervous Nellie!"

  "Like you're sexuality is like yours or whatevs. So like I'd literally never tell ya gotta go with men. But Billy with that lil dinky....." "Ya gotta be a bottom!" "Geeeeees modern progressive sex what's ever the matter with that, Sweetie?" "It's kinda problematic to get all huffy bout it, it could be heavenly being all subby n passive! Like you be stereotyping not all girls are Dick Pig Size Queens like us who like to get railed so hard we go dumb." "OMG man up and tell them to give you ya trunks back, nope not fighting this battle we don't wanna talk to them" "They seem like Jerks! Gosh ok Crybaby if it's that important to you, you can borrow a towel. Personally I think that's just about cutest teeny weeny ever!"