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  "Isn't this lovely and romantic just the two of us, champagne in the exact spot the first time we ever made love and bonked me like an animal. So many Women into Forced Fem wanna make their Ex Males post Snip Snip celebration a bigger todo than the Eras Tour and the fall of The Berlin wall combined. But this is better because it's about our love and how much I can ruin the type of Stud most women would trample over their Grandma for. Plus with your whole family and all your friends convinced you actually want this sex change and extreme makeover rejecting you as the biggest closet case lying fraud ever, a shin dig would have been sparsely attended.  At least your Ex GF's are way supportive if a lil too giddy n bitchy over your seemingly willing total emasculation. Let me tell you exactly what kinda Girl you are gonna be so like do ya know  Iggy?"  

  "Thanks a ton for meeting me Johnny, when you weren't returning my calls or txts at all, I was so down crying non stop, comfort eating or worried sick, sleeping loads or not at all. I can't concentrate on my studies like one bit.  We don't need to break up Honey, I can just not put estro dick shrink cream all over your big slugger while you sleep anymore!  I am super sorry, oh rally? like if you wanna act like I'm only sorry because I got caught and I'm some Wicked Witch I guess you can but it's so not true. Like why? this just confirms my suspicions you weren't actuals reading my Male Disempowerment Phd work or you would get it, maybe even support it. I just did while you snoozing to not give you anything to stress about. You are such a worrier, Babe. Will you please come home Dear? the place is lonely cold and empty without my Baby. Uh-huh I can tell you exactly how much length n girth you lost, let me pull up my notes. How small did I want ya? Swee...