This Must Be The Place

 


"Thanks a ton for meeting me Johnny, when you weren't returning my calls or txts at all, I was so down crying non stop, comfort eating or worried sick, sleeping loads or not at all. I can't concentrate on my studies like one bit. 

We don't need to break up Honey, I can just not put estro dick shrink cream all over your big slugger while you sleep anymore!

 I am super sorry, oh rally? like if you wanna act like I'm only sorry because I got caught and I'm some Wicked Witch I guess you can but it's so not true.

Like why? this just confirms my suspicions you weren't actuals reading my Male Disempowerment Phd work or you would get it, maybe even support it. I just did while you snoozing to not give you anything to stress about. You are such a worrier, Babe.

Will you please come home Dear? the place is lonely cold and empty without my Baby. Uh-huh I can tell you exactly how much length n girth you lost, let me pull up my notes. How small did I want ya? Sweetpea please lets drag all that up, you'll be upset over something that's so not happening. 

You're great size you're perfect all over, of course I promise never ever do it again. I respect your boundaries if you were to get a smaller Birdie in the future, the choice simply has to involve you." 

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