Lil Dink Bigger Person

 

"Joseph, stop stressing, Buddy, ya know like even if like in theory to most the boys dunking on you vaguely in my social circle are like more traditional BF material for someone like me than you are.

I reject that social construct. It's so not how I feel obvs, you are just a bajillion times cuter and better company. Like I was Jilling off to you for ages when you thought I was some Stuck Up Stacey who'd be mean to you or even worse like blank you completely. So like stereotypes F them. Darling if you had any sort of game when I throwing you signs like a 3rd base coach, you would have stopped being pussyfree way sooner.

I got like no interest in them at all sexually now for sure, the so called Alpha's making fun of you and trashing our relationship give me maximum ick and it's as disrespectful to me as it is to you, Sweetpea.

Oh please, Babydoll, I am not remotely impressed if they are making money or in law school or whatevs. What is impressive is a boy like you who recognizes reality in societal trends and the different earning potential we have on our personal level. You are much more secure than them for committing to a progressive Female Led Relationship being kept in luxury but keeping house. Hey so stand up for yourself you tell them: you totally earn your allowance. Don't let anyone else's judgie patriarchy poisoned opinions and snarky comments stop you from enjoying your pocket money.

Honey, you are not a joke of a Man! Like what would that make me? since I luv ya like crazy.

You're so are not pathetic, even if you are being a bit cranky right now, I told ya Joey you needed a post lunch nap.

What would make you look weak is if, instead of running your GF over to her Himbo Sidepieces place and making sure your Sweetheart is nice and safe. Would be putting an outdated concept of Male Ego first and leaving me to fend for myself on the dangerous streets of Greenwich, Connecticut. Now that's what would be truly on a deeper less literal sense super Cucky.

Put a kiss on my cheek, we'll do something fun tomorrow yeah?

I was thinking go to Prairie Oysters check out Fanny the Forced Fem Burlesque Headliner, we both are crushing on?

Not obsessed with that Bitchboi Showgirl? Dude my P.A gives me the full run of your browser History.

I think it's adorable, well durrr I know you'd always be faithful, Silly. You have this weird hang up about getting your cutie patootie lil tiddler out for anyone but me.

Like your Lil Sister tells me you were mocked so hard as the only Boy back in High School who wore a bathing suit in the locker room showers. Hardly the attitude of a likely cheater, lol. "