Tough Crowd

 

"Dylan, I don't even get why all the Cisgirls are so nasty and quick to snap at you on campus. Big reason why the Judge sentenced me to a Full Transition was what a disgusting Male Chauvinist I was. But TBH I'm even more militantly Pro Real Boy after Forced Fem. Like despite total emasculation, I just feel so maternal and sympathetic towards my Dudes, now I find boys super cute. I wanna stand up for them, it's just like hard to be taken seriously when people focus on what a fashion obsessed, nymph, Airhead I am.

You are much nicer than I was anyway you're certainly not a misogynist or culturally biased, I don't find your opinions or jokes offensive.

I don't even see you as edgy, Babydoll. To me you're actuals Sassy, like a Bitchy Lil Girl, with a smart mouth. I wanna have a sleep over together: do your nails get that hair in curlers, try out make up out on each other and trash everyone else on campus! I mean that as compliment, Gawd! They don't get you like I do it's so not male humor even, which doesn't do it for me after reconditioning. It reminds more of Joan Rivers destroying Celebrities outfits on fashion police.

You're witty, Honey, they just don't have a sense of humor, I've used a buncha your lines at Forced Fem Brunch and like killed!


Dylan, can ya be a treasure and run me over to my BF's place? Yar he gives me oodles of dollar for taxis and ubers but I like to pocket that.

Thankies, let's hang out tomorrow, Sweetie? Oh please he's soooo not the type of BF, whose allowed to tell me which pals I can and can't have slumber parties with. Who do you think he is Jonah Hill?

Sheesh I won't actually paint you like a Drag Queen, unless you think it would be fun. OMG are you humorless too? or is it just when it's about your masculinity? Which I support so don't be fragile it's a turn orf!"




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