Malpaso

 

"Kevin, hey it's ok, I know you keep putting your foot in it and tripping over your words but you are clearly not goofing up on purpose and I can tell you feel as bad as you are confused, huh? Like we have to recognize the disadvantages people who are unfortunate enough to grow up in red states have in progressive social etiquette.

Some would say if you can't even handle neo pronouns and non gendered language, what are you like even doing in college but as your dorm floor counsellor it's my duty to believe in you and support you to do your best.

So my Non Binary Forced Femboi Identity has got you in muddle, poor thing. So Dearest, I'll it make super simple, you can just call me Mommy or Daddy, like whatever feels right in the moment is just fine with me.

Can you help me pick up some stuff from the printers, oh yar it's some pamphlets on the benefits for society for the Forced Feminization and Chemical Castration for cis het males, that my Marxist activist group are gonna be passing out at that big dumb football game this weekend.

Totally It was such a nightmare for me but now after like doing the work and reading way more I'm a huge believer in it. My Step Mom doesn't mind me being Non Binary actuals. Deborah's just happy I'm frail, impotent, am keeping myself busy getting a Masters In Gender Studies, have literally zero interest in the family business empire anymore and am working so hard to make liberal campuses way more inclusive.

Thanks Kevin, you're a Good Girlie. OMG well how am I supposed to know? put your pronouns and gender identity in your social media bio's already!"