Three Course Spat

 



"I'm sorry Preston, I know you don't like to see your two favorite Gals getting into to it. But I felt I had to stick up for my Dude, the way your Mommy kept talking like you were some how a disappointment and as if keeping house for me isn't real work.

I'm proud that you were Valedictorian and ya didn't even flunk out of Harvard, we made a decision as a couple it didn't make sense for you to stay in school when I got Head Hunted for this Lucrative Forced Fem Consultant Role. I couldn't do it without you doing all the little things, I needed my man home not writing papers and getting wasted at keggers. Agatha's hardly going to complain when she's got the best raised Grand Kid's ever.




If she didn't donate so much dollar for The Forced Feminization of delinquent Working Class criminals, we'd barely see eye to eye on anything. It's snobbish and classist but it does a lot of good.

But it's given your Mommy this fixation that any Boy in a domestic role must be on Hormones and a total June Cleaver cliché. The way your Mama's dials up the drama, you'd think I don't let you be The Boss in bed sometimes!"

 

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