Don't Make Me Sic Kong On You



 

"Honestly Alex, you act like because you're starting a woke marriage it's license to behave like a High Strung Impossible Diva. It's like not even, you ain't a progressive saint you just luv a Forced Femboi and ya haven't stopped blushing since I proposed gay marriage in front of your boys at your local bar.

It's the worst luck for The Groom to see his outfit before the Wedding, so it ain't happening, Mister. Long pants? well no actuals, gee relax it's gonna honor your Scottish heritage. You are being a complete Groomzilla!





First you throw a hissy fit and won't take my name Goldblatt because you have the nerve to say it's not my name but that of Rich Bored Jewish Society Lady who trapped and remade a white bread American Stud for sport. We wouldn't be a couple if Mommy had not made over over me, my life and brain.

Ok that's a lil bit better Dear, uh-huh you may kiss me, on the cheek only. The Honeymoon should be rad a week on the slopes, a week on the beach. But it's all getting s bit much for you Cutie, maybe I should take a Bitchboi Bestie with me and you can have a fortnight in Adult Baby Girlie Daycare to chill and deal with the fact you got a Husband who calls the shots like Phil Jackson."

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