Flip The Mattress Change The Sheets
"Thanks for shooting me for the gram, Johnny, it's cool that you are all smart and have a white collar career. But honestly you could take work off Steven Meisel!
Nope I get it, you had to move city for work late notice and were sketched that you could only get an apartment share somewhere vaguely ok with a Forced Femboi Ex Con. You've said Sorry, way too much already, Silly.
I so don't hold your early 'tude against you. Feels like forever ago, it's so special to live with someone I get on so easily with now, who cares about me, knows how to handle my post emasculation tantrums, plus you make me laugh all the time, I like never find boys funny intentionally usually. OMG durrr I luv that too obvs, we do keep ending up in same bed all the time lately, right?
But like if you wanted to be my Man for real, that's different to being a Roomie who I make it with.
Are you sure? you'd have to pay all the rent and give me an allowance even it's just lil bit and I make my own paper, it's symbolic. Aaawww that's lovely, Babe.
I'm not stuck up, well except for with my closet, we could move into a cozy one bedroom place so you can swing it.
Word? just to keep up appearances huh? I'm already my Family's Shameful Secret, I'm not gonna be my Man's too!
It will be ok to go public, no ones gonna think less of ya, we are compatible AF your friends and fam will see that. Let's announce it on my youtube channel, I'll go get changed. You tell your Cisgirl Slam Pigs to lose your number. Don't stay friends, I hate them!"
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