Pretend It's A Garage Sale






"Kyle, please go ahead, Darling, you check out my pantie draw. I think we should normalize natural curiosity between platonic Besties, yar new pals but Besties for sure.

I hate the idea of a boy having to be sneaky about seeing a girls dainties like it's something shameful.

Frankly I'd love to check your boys briefs too asap but I'd love to critique your whole closet and if I don't like much of it, I'd love to take you shopping for hipper cool boys gear on my Bitchy Step Mom's dime. Get ya to put on a fashion show just for me.

Lol relax no sex toys to work around, Dear. I don't have any, my Gal Pals act like I'm a prude or nun or something. I'm soooo not frigid. Growing up I was always getting caught humping my Big Teddy or a body Pillow and getting a spanking from our Big Fat Housekeeper who still treated me exactly like a juvenile Brat through out High School.

So I dunno if it's F'd up but that's the only way I like to get orf on my own. It's still somehow feels so illicit, so intense, just turns me to jelly, I can't even!

I hope like it isn't like over stepping your boundaries Honey but would ya watch me get orf dry humping like a Alley Cat in heat and scold me verbally after? Makes it so much more satisfying. Ya don't have to spank my butt obvs, I don't wanna make you feel awks.

For Reals? after that Degrading, mortifying display, you srsly wanna try dating? a Pathetic Girl Gooner? You are just a Saint, how understanding and romantic.

But are we compatible as more than Tight Buds? I love major sexual humiliation as a two way street. People assume I'm into Drag like some basic rube who watches Drag Race still. I don't find Drag anything but a snooze if it's not some regular Pretty Man being Queenified against his will, well like pretend force with my Boysies. I find it so hard to be mean for reals. Soon as I had my college fees covered, I stop honeypotting boys for Forced Fem, felt too guilty,

Don't need to answer now Babydoll, I need a Blunt and a nap after that, you were so good at telling me orf, I came so hard lol. Snuggle me tight Mister I'm all insecure, i feel ashamed and dirty eeek."

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