We Can Use It As A Paperweight Or Regift It

 

"I know right Tommy, it was a crazy gift to get, gawd bless my Auntie Grace but she can be a bit of a kook.

But like without her supporting me with all the money she makes from Forced Fem, I never could have afforded to go to college, what with my idiot parents taking a serious bath on that ponzi scheme.

I am so not into chastity at all, I just tend to nod and agree as she can be so strident. I certainly would never want use to chastity for shrinkage and impotence ever that's nuts. Have you seen the smallest one in the set it ends up at it's like half an itty bitty thimble lol, how awful right?

I mean I'm as anti Male Masturbation as anyone it's decadent, Queenie and lazy. But you so don't need chastity. It's bad for your dong and just plain mean. Like we have actual sane and healthy solutions if I catch you diddling yourself. Like no candy for a week or not being allowed to watch NFL Sunday.

Yep she does tend to meddle in my relationships, along with the rest of Manhattan's. Like my ex Nick I broke up with him, we parted on the best of terms, excited about being legit pals

she concocts some narrative out of thin air, that he's a womanizing scumbag whose broken her fragile niece's heart and get's him an extreme Forced Fem Makeover and adopted by a middle age lady.

Who I admit has been good for The Bitchboi now he's so helpless and a ridiculously high strung fussy Diva. But his Mommy never let's him hang much. Nope Nikki doesn't blame my Aunt he was so out of it during his transition and I don't think we ever spoke about Grace much, she's too radical for a lot of boys.

Sign this Sweetie, yep I wrote out a lil thank you note for the gift, Silly, that's just basic etiquette. Well it's the thought that counts."