Book Of Eli
I got on well with Duffy and Ladybird at Forced Fem Reform School, people thought I was crazy. A lot of the Bitchbois on dorms were intimidated by these terror's but they were misunderstood, they were only ever rally bratting, snarking and being mean n catty because they wanted to be put in their place. I've never known anyone to respond better to spankings and soon even a harsh scolding from me would get them sobbing, it took work but both became much nicer.
So they're ideal roomies who mostly behave and let me call the shots. But they can't help themselves they barely have the attention span for Tiktok. They are always dunking on me for still being a Nerd Boy Bookworm, I was jock who had never completed a book actuals but they don't seem to care when they are on one.
But these two can get lost in medium sized Whole Foods and have the time of their lives. They're lucky in a way, to be so easily amused.
I've stopped reading sniplit or even romance novels in public though. After I splatted by Yoga pants while still limp, just from reading a book aimed at Fat Loser Girls on NJ transit.
I seriously thought having a gasm just from Blowing a Cute Dude would be the most humiliating event my reprogrammed sexuality would cause me
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