Burn Notice

 




"Oh thankies Mike, you look way cute and spiffy too. Just as well you are spruced up Dear. Since when my wife get's home from her vacay, I'm gonna tell her you were bouncing off the walls like a lunatic, staying up way late, boozing like Peter O'Toole, did nothing to help with the chores and spent most of da time ignoring me and beating your meat to regressive straight porn with patriarchal themes.

LOL OMG, Baby, I'll tell her were so well behaved and nice company to boot, was only teasing Himbo. I have to say it's not very alpha to be so terrified of my Mrs, not very Studly lol! At least you don't call yourself a Bull, I hate that.

Helena is so nice ya know, her barks way worse than her bite, doesn't have a mean bone in her body. Word she said what?




She didn't get me Bitched Out for being a toxic Fuckboi BF.

She's a flighty rich fashion plate Diva who stunned the society pages by marrying her Ex Con Forced Femboi Nail Tech. I don't think she got that I was paid to listen and pretend to give a F but she's special to me now. I still do all my Bestie's nails but just for fun now. She loves that about you, not having a job, likes to feel useful and support her Boys."

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