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"I suppose in your own way Marshall, you're being kinda progressive. We acknowledge that, Honey."
"Yar like so many men who hook up with Forced Fembois want it to be so top secret, even Lois Lane couldn't get the scoop."
"Totally and we are talking about even Studs who don't got no serious GF or wife or whatevs."
"But can you stop boasting to everyone on campus who'll listen about how you smushed us two Dollybois senseless in a threesome?"
"It was obvs a Slumber Party! Get real: we ate icecream, smoked Sissy Weed Strains, drank off brand blended scotch and streamed The Devil Wears Prada. Nothing beyond friendship snuggles. So we slept in the same bed? You were out like a light before 9 lol."
"We all agreed it would be totally amazing to be Anne Hathaway, member?"
"Well you were pretty wasted, Sweetie but ya literally did! Don't sweat it, hey it's our secret, a bit humiliating for us too people think we're way cooler than some Basic Bitchboi who'd think that."
"Hate to be so strict but we've had a powwow you have two options if you want to not be the doghouse with us. You can admit you lied and take it back or you gotta cowboy up for real."
"Yep we feel way comfortable with you now, you got that gorgeous Boyish look with that major feminine side, society gives young men these days. Yar we were saying it rally felt like it was just three femmies, I guess that's why sex never came up?"
"The stuff you said ya did to us sounded way hawt, would you do something like that maybe?"
"It's ok no presh, reality can never live up to the fantasy, so don't look so skittish."
"You gonna pick out the lingerie you bonk us in? OK that's a bit better some sign of game, slightly Dommy."
"Or he's just way too into fancy panties!"
"UGH! Molly help me puff up this Cuties ego or he'll get all in his head and it be about as exciting as the slumber party."
"Thank Gawd you are so agreeable, Babe, we ain't got a clue how to put a Boy in The Doghouse."
"I was gonna put my Ex GF in charge of it Margot's a total
Witch, she's great at it. Like the only way a man can please her is signing legal forms without reading them."
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