The Family Stone




"Whatcha think Daniel? I soooo wanna make a good first impression on your Mommy. Cute sweater, modest plaid skirt, specifically non slutty boots. I wanna show her a Forced Femboi Excon, can be totally normal and just like anyone of her Son's GF's, because like I am. Yep I haven't gone anywhere with this little make up since the trial, didn't wanna seem high maintenance.

Cool ya think so? Oh no I'm not fretting over that.





Daddies absolutely frickin love me! They tip me so big at the Bitchboi Cocktail Bar, all they want you to do is giggle at their Dad jokes, pay them a bit of attention and look at pics of their kid.

Don't be mean Dear, they are so well behaved you'd think they were impotent. Anyway when you talk about the fam it's sounds like a total matriarchy.

Should we pick up a rally cheap boxed wine and a case of Budweiser? They live in a trailer rite?"

 

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