Turn On The Bat Sign A Cutie Patootie Is In A Pickle

"Jimmy I think you are nice enough. But are you for real Dude? Have you been stealing my Ditz pills? My P.O will lose it at me if my levels are low on my next test.

So this must be reverse psychology from some Cockamamie pick up manual?

I'm a notoriously super prudish Forced Femboi SJW Feminazi known for holding boys accountable, yep by calling them out and cancelling them as often as necessary. Even some of my Forced Fem pals can get aggie at me for being a moralizing buzzkill cockblock.

I will certainly not be your Wingman to your Frat's Kegger, I'm not gonna be complicit in helping you bonk some Basic Becky who catches your eye, James. Not even!

OMG have a seat let's get you a blankie and mug of tea. I too have been a victim of people thinking I'm rally pretty. That must be so upsetting when your Frat Bro's get super drunk and start hitting on you like you are a girl. How scary, just because you are all slender and prettier than Timothee Chalamet. Let me hold ya, I'm not actuals nasty ya know. A lot of my radical views and male rights reduction activism is actuals rooted in a loving concern for boys.

I don't think you should be in a Frat at all but certainly not one where you are being sexually harassed. Totally I'd shut them down so hard but why as a Wingman? Why not just take as your Date? That would work way better, ya Dummy! Yes obvs I want a date.

Just because I'm a critic of The Modern American Male doesn't mean I don't want one of my own and you are clearly the prettiest if Straight Boys try and bed you."

"Gawd Jimmy, you are blushing so hard, accept the flowers. I felt bad for not immediately realizing you were coming to me for help and getting all mad at you.

I'm super excited yep we can go pregame and put those in a vase. Blaze as much green as you want but pace on yourself on the booze. Babydoll, I'm not being a nag, it's just contrary to my public positions and image. I'm a sure thing on a date, I know I'm trying to do better I never said I was perfect. I was major pussyhound as a boy, that's why I'm trying to make a difference post emasculation.

Well you only have to take it easy on the sauce, if it's rally important for you to top and too me too drunk to get a boner. Oh please slamming a Pretty Boys cakes is a million degrees away from my Straight Boy sex life.

You'll have this blunt with a fizzy pop instead? I'm having a positive effect on you already. Are you getting progressive modern couple vibes too?"