A World Class Sandvich On Every Corner

 



"Mike, I'm sorry the Jets got thrashed again, I know you've loved them since you were a lil Tyke who thought girls had cooties.

Maybe it's just the better perspective I have after having an Ultra Girlie lifestyle and makeover forced on me legally but ya can't get everything you want in life.

NY has everything though other than non laughing stock ball teams. We got the best delis, the fashion, art, music, Broadway and the gayest straight men in Human History!



But most of all my complete Role Model as a Dollyboi, Dolly Levi herself. Barbra Streisand the greatest entertainer and person ever! Name one town that can hold a scented candle to that?

Still not cheered up, huh? I can put on my old Forced Fem Boarding School Ballet Gear and you can drill me? OK that's grand, Atta Boy!

I get defeat just as much as a Bitchboi even if I have had a lot of reconditioning. I was always second Banana to Muffy, the snooty Prima Ballerina Boi in all our school recitals




I has this ridiculous infatuated crush on him and he was just rally mean to me, so it was excruciating. Well I suppose it isn't the same exactly, well if it gotta be sports. I feel blue when USC lose. Yep I am from Kentucky, ya Silly Goose.




It's just I got snipped on The West Coast and The Trojan's Cheer Squad Girls visited the clinic loads and were so nice but not like patronising, v.frank they made it known how much they agreed I deserved the op and how fab I'd do get as a nutless Fluffy. Once they made that clear, they were all so kind and fun. Huge help, emotionally.

So like a been a Stan since, as long you look cute when losing was what our Softball coach always said. NY the uniforms are cute, cute, cute!"


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