Did I Put Too Much English On It?
"Boys, this is my Mike the BF I've been dying to introduce you all to. He's terrified of spiders (shrieks like a lil girl), was still bed wetting into highschool and is always crying about missing his Mommy and worried about disappointing her. Even though they like zoom and face time multiple times a day and she won't shush up about how proud of her son she is."
"Michael please these are my most wimpy and dweebish orbiters. They play D&D and like Pokemon.
It's hard enough on them that you've bagged their Forced Femboi Pal they are all crushing on. But you must look exactly like the type of proto Stud Jock who flushed their head in the toilet bowl in high school. It makes it so much less intimidating for them to show them you have depth and struggles too. It helps you too actuals, it stops you being stereotyped as some Boorish Masc Bro, to boot. When you so much sweeter and better than that and I'm proud of you too Honey.
These Pipsqueaks are actually rally nice, go mingle Tough Stuff!"
 
 
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