It Means Somethin

 

I didn't do politics before my Forced Fem sentence, I played ball, got high, crushed pussy, I had a life. So it's like why start now? When I'm now a Bitchboi Bimbo who people wouldn't trust to buy a loaf of bread, let alone have takes on politics.

My Therapist Doctor Klein says women are gonna be handling society increasingly and to my new neurotic mind state that's a great relief.

My first ever BF is gorgeous, wicked in bed and such good company, treats me like gold and accepts I need to be the lead of the relationship to cope with being with a man.

But apparently he's right wing. Whatevs I know deep down he wants to be good and obedient, like a big dumb dog does.

But I had no idea how to correct or discipline him when he did something wrong like beat off or used a cuss word outside of a sexual context with me. I can't ban him from candy, Ryan's too vain to eat the stuff.

My Hip Cisgirl life coach said the solution was easy, to put my republican Himbo in his place.

It's just like every time he acts out and I make him donate his disposable income to one of the politicians on the list of approved candidates Mia gave me.

He gets this whopping diamond cutting boner in his Calvins and then boinks me so hard I can't remember what he did wrong. It's nice and all, but is this punishment? is he learning his lesson? He says he hates this AOC, so why does he respond this way? This is one for Mulder and Scully.

If he quit politics like I keeping asking him to, he wouldn't have to ask his Bitchboi BF for an allowance like a lil kid maybe.