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"Martin, I don't know why you try and posture like some sort of Thuggy Badboy, when honestly you are so pretty in a non boyish way, super dainty and girlie in too many ways to list. You just look like a Bossy Tomboy dressing up in her big brother's clothes.

I guess you thought off on campus whole new chance to change your rep. But it's so obvs fake and ridiculous, I hate to be blunt it's not gonna work you are still gonna be an unpopular virgin, if I don't help you.

Will you drink this estrogenic super food smoothie I got you and at least hear me out about getting on HRT and in therapy, you'd do amazing as a girl.

Yep I do work in Forced Fem to pay my fees but I'm just doing this to be kind. Powder Puff, you don't have to be dweeb loser with an itty bitty bump in his pants, you can be an amazing adored Dolly Starlet, who doesn't even need college class just the social side.

I'm not getting paid for this, so far I'm just down one overpriced smoothie and besides I like a challenge, you are dangerously close to being a Femmy already!"

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