Torch Song

 




"Johnny, you totally crack me up, like the first time we hooked up you practically laughed me into bed. Such a rare quality in a boy, I hate every male comic who ain't in drag and most of them Queens too but you make me plotz.

Honey, I know you love owning people online from your sock accounts. But it's so nice now you don't go in for any edgy, mean, roast humor socially anymore that could offend. But I suppose ya can't dunk on people



when your Dad is now: Boobs Baxter Forced Fem Diva Nightclub entertainer
no real come back for that is there? not that I can think, like their Dad would have to be a Feminized Streetwalker or something. I know it's been hard to adjust. Poor Guy got humiliated and destroyed so hard by his second wife




But Boobs and Olivia seem to be in good place now and he's actuals so divine on the stage.

He's still a rally good Dad or Mommy and Olivia's been so nice too now you've stopped going mental at her, you even got your trust fund back.

You should get over other people mocking him it's way harder for Boobs and you should feel lucky your Mom's da best Mommy, your Step Mommy is actuals nice, other than the whole Bitch out, and your Dad's a great Mom too.

I'm kinda a Stan he's got more rizz than Judy Garland, which would make you Liza, lol!"


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