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"Nicholas Dearest stop lingering and getting in the way. This Masc sidepiece has given you a nice chunk of bills to spend. He thought it was mean that I don't let my Husband have a bank account or drivers license. I was like OMG stop White Knighting. I'm the one who loves him, I think I know what's best for my Man.

Plus one of the Forced Fembois from his office, to hang and splurge it with. The Fluffy thought you were v.pretty and is not judgie about the cuck thing after his nightmare experience with marriage. I hear Felicity wants to go to the movies. What a a nice Real Man to think of you Sweetpea, could he be more thoughtful than that?

Off you scoot, have fun BAE, maybe we can swap sex stories over breakfast for once. Not just me gabbing away like a dumb Slut!"


"Hiii Nicky, you look nice, did ya fuss and get spruced up just for me? aaaawww. I'm easy breezy we can see Wonka or Dune 2, either way you getting a handjob to Timothee Chalamet. Gee sorry for understanding the modern American Straight Boy. Modern western society pushes so hard to make you gay, it's healthy to have a safe escapist outlet for those feelings. Rather than repressing it for ages and then running off from your Wife with some Stud.

It would be gayer not to have a straight boy crush he's prettier than most girls, it's like what do you like then some Thuggy Badboy? Ok Babe we can just cuddle and maybe make to start instead?

You are a bag of bones, Honey, so I'm gonna let you have popcorn and loads of theater candy. But I'll pick so ya don't get in a muddle. Not even! I totally think you are a Real Man, too I'm just Bossy and Bratty is all"

   

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