Gooseberry Farm

 


"That's a bummer Honey, I so hoped you'd had like the bestest time, Dylan. Mia said he rally got orf on sucking your Bird, which she thinks is lovely too. I feel as guilty as Trump that you felt marginalized and ignored.


It's just like I never get to see him now he's a Housefrau to a Bossy Lesbian Exec


who is tougher than the stuff in your Grandpa's glass. I'd be fretting about getting June Cleavered myself if I wasn't the sole bread winner!

 All my best memories at Forced Fem Reform School were kicking it with Todd as he was then and boinking nonstop once the therapy changed everything. I guess I didn't want him to feel like the snip snip his Wife just got him, made me less in to the poor lil Dolly. Hearts not Parts right?

Maybe next time we should invite one of your Friends instead, so you can't feel all left out? A Cisgirl? That's a horrible thing to say. I mean like one of your Boys obvs.

Gees don't get all Huffy now, just like think about like who. 

It's just you and me tonight anyway Baby and this way difficult jigsaw puzzle of a Norman Rockwell painting! Don't wanna send you on a guilt trip either Sweetie but can I sit on your lap and have a cry about that whole cisgirl thingie? Some head of a Forced Femboi Led Relationship I am, huh? I'm such a Cry Baby"

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