She Ate
"Tommy, you said you were so not like the other boys I dated after Reform School, you said you respect me as an equal partner with emotions and agency, not a brain dead Boy Toy who needs more supervision than a toddler! So empower me to make decisions too, you know how close I am to my Woman Studies prof
When she offered to style and select mine and my BF's Halloween costumes I leapt at the chance. It's perfect, Dear, her thesis was on the Benefits of Public Humiliation for the American Male, well like yar but I am still legally.
Stop pouting we gotta get to this body wax appointment, I know it's early Sweetie. Heidi says make up, wigs and prosthetics back at her place will takes ages. It will be way fun and beneficial for our egos."
"OMG Tommy, I know everyone we know will be in there, that's like the whole idea, you look so pretty! Hey I'm wearing the exact same thing, Ugh! only for you in the bedroom, if you managed to get a C or something. Ok, gee, fine we can get high first but you gotta keep it all on for me when we get home, when I'm too lit and feeling a bit bossy!
Oh Heidi said to tell everyone it was your idea we'll get more ridicule and people will think you are hella sus!"
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