Still Debbie From The Block

 

"OMG Mike, so you been on the wrong end of some of my Post Emasculation Tantrums, that I'm simply mortified about.

 But you know I'm mostly over my Forced Feminization and have forgiven my Step Mommy. She rally is just Mommy now. 

I love her, I wanna be her so it's not a diss... But facts for someone from a sketchy part of Baltimore she took to my old money family's wealth as easily as she took it and total control. So like not to be harsh but Mommy is a total Snob. I want her to support our relationship, so much she's picturing me in Vera Wang Bridal Couture.


But anyway it's blessed I know this Ex Bigtime Wall Street dude whose such a goner in the head he is more snooty, refined and fussy than literally The Queen of England. We are gonna meet Victoria for tea.


For practice he's way more stuck up than Mommy but he's got no power, so it's like whatevs right? Hey come on it will be fine you were like a potty mouthed, beer chugging, skirt chasing Bro with a penchant for edgy jokes, which I hate!, before we started dating.

Now you are so perfect I wanna take you home to Mommy but you suck at first impressions Big Boy, so a rehearsal will be so good for you!"

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