Julia Childs Of Studs
"Oh Mikey, don't be silly it's not scary and so not humiliating unless you got the most fragile masculinity ever! Which with what you're packin, would be ever so goofy. Besides it's not French Cuisine Night Classes anyway.
They obvs happen during the day. I wanna see you when I get home from work, like that's the whole reason I don't rally let you go out drinking with boys anymore. 'Pussy Whipped'? oh purlease that's loser incel code for happy, loved and taken care of! Everything you're so called friends wish they had.
Honey, I'm legit jello, I wish I'd learned how to be a chef at Forced Fem Reform school but It knocked me off kilter so bad all the mones, meds and conditioning I spent the time fellow Femmies were gettin their Nigella on, tinkling in diapers in a crib.
Now I'm better I'm straight into being the Breadwinner and supporting my Precious Boy, it's like who has the time?
Which reminds me, Dear, allowance time, oh right yeah that's minus the fee for this weeks class. Don't be cranky, this is what a Bitchboi gets for spoiling her Man, it's totally fair it's your new hobby!"
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