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"Kyle, please go ahead, Darling, you check out my pantie draw. I think we should normalize natural curiosity between platonic Besties, yar new pals but Besties for sure. I hate the idea of a boy having to be sneaky about seeing a girls dainties like it's something shameful. Frankly I'd love to check your boys briefs too asap but I'd love to critique your whole closet and if I don't like much of it, I'd love to take you shopping for hipper cool boys gear on my Bitchy Step Mom's dime. Get ya to put on a fashion show just for me. Lol relax no sex toys to work around, Dear. I don't have any, my Gal Pals act like I'm a prude or nun or something. I'm soooo not frigid. Growing up I was always getting caught humping my Big Teddy or a body Pillow and getting a spanking from our Big Fat Housekeeper who still treated me exactly like a juvenile Brat through out High School. So I dunno if it's F'd up but that's the only way I like to get orf on m...

"Matthew, 1000% true I am a huge believer in chemical castration, forced feminization, extreme surgeries and status reductions for modern males. Cures so many maladies of our age But I'm an even bigger believer in communication in a relationship and talking everything over. So honestly glad you wanna talk about all this, I wanted to tell you earlier but I wasn't ready. You know a Girl properly now. I'm more goofy and silly than some of kind cartoonish castration crazed Psycho Witch. Oh pur-please Justin? that Bimbo? if everyone was counted out because of bunch of half truths and negativity from one bitter Ex, there wouldn't be any hope for any of us. Like I don't give a hoot what some Ole Gal of yours has some issue with you over. Don't even get why The Boi Diva so salty his Husband is wealthy af, so the money he gave me was so not a big deal and a gift, not a frickin fee like that Pouty Ditz makes out when he's having his latest online meltdown. I was ...

"Betty, I'm just so conflicted about this boy: gorgeous, chill company, funny, sweet, thoughtful and I feel the best vibe. But Tommy wants to go steady like we are in an episode of Happy Days. We so aren't on the same page. I rally wanna just Doll him up in High Fem Drag and rail him senseless with a strap-on and see if that like leads to him moving in keeping house for me and get an expert opinion on whether he's the right spouse for me boyish or if only Forced Fem of my wannabe BF would make me happy." "You should tell him how you feel, Honey. Well I mean not in those exact words, like The PG non scary version that doesn't completely terrify him about losing his manhood!"

  "Honestly Alex, you act like because you're starting a woke marriage it's license to behave like a High Strung Impossible Diva. It's like not even, you ain't a progressive saint you just luv a Forced Femboi and ya haven't stopped blushing since I proposed gay marriage in front of your boys at your local bar. It's the worst luck for The Groom to see his outfit before the Wedding, so it ain't happening, Mister. Long pants? well no actuals, gee relax it's gonna honor your Scottish heritage. You are being a complete Groomzilla! First you throw a hissy fit and won't take my name Goldblatt because you have the nerve to say it's not my name but that of Rich Bored Jewish Society Lady who trapped and remade a white bread American Stud for sport. We wouldn't be a couple if Mommy had not made over over me, my life and brain. Ok that's a lil bit better Dear, uh-huh you may kiss me, on the cheek only. The Honeymoon should be rad a week on the...

  "Georgina, you are fab manager, well more Mommy rally! I feel totally taken care of and I don't have to deal with the business side, so I can pop as many Ditz pills as I need to feel happy about my Forced Fem Ultra Girlie lifestyle, not all blue and hung up on the humiliation and emasculation. So like don't get salty with me, Dear..... But I worry is shilling all these beauty products on my socials morally wrong or perhaps a teeny bit dubious? Like we are telling doms, this can make their Bratty Step Son or disappointing BF into a totally Dollified Femboi Fairy Princess like moi. When in reality I was such a certified Douche in my male life and made so many powerful enemies, even beyond the extreme Forced Fem sentence. I was sponsored for more cosmetic work and more radical procedures than a Mr Potato Head, when I was already Girlie enough. This products are cute n all but like it ain't realistic, they'd be better off saving up for scalpel work in Colombia before...

  "We are all big believers in employing Forced Femboi Ex Cons, your manhood is over, y ou deserve a second chance as Fems. You are making a difference now on the right side of history, we are all very proud of our Forced Fem Office Girls. True you are a great advertisement to our clients on what can be done to their Boys. I know we have to make some adjustment for post emasculation issues but September is our busiest month booking all the snips and cosmetic work in for The Holidays. The girls can't do the good work without you here to do the lunch or coffee run, Daphne we are counting on you and I don't think it's a valid reason to call in for a mental health day." "I get how it could seem silly Rachel, but I'd just had my big hormone shot, monthly struggle session with Doctor Klein and my brain meds got adjusted again. It put me in such a tizzy when I was just trying to chillax for work and then get an early tuck in from my Wife. The online which Sex a...

  "Hey Tommy, I'm super glad to have run into ya. I feel bad about how we got into it in class, I shouldn't have got so mean, I just like hate the loss of face of losing an argument. Gimme a Hug, Honey. It's rally not a big deal, I'm Pre Med and just needed a humanities credit and thought this would be an easy pass. I actually know all too well, that it's totally possible to be racist towards white people but that's obvs not what that Hippie Dippie Lib Professor wants to hear when she's published like three repetitive af books about how you simply can't, so like what would be the upside in saying differently? Repeat her Lib world salad back to her you'll get a pass even with her unhinged anti male bias. I hate racism periodt. It was so tough for White Bois at my majority minority High School. There was the occasionally Studish one who survived a G Check and was accepted with Boy status, providing they didn't get a swellhead over it. But most...

  "OMG Tommy, can you think of someone else for once? stop dragging your feet like we are on the way to the dentist for a root canal. Lisa and Baby are our best friends, no dead naming Sweetie, you'll get used to it, it's Baby Houseman now v.cute. They need our support and it will be rally nice to see them anyway, they've been away so much with all the work he's had. Lisa's getting rally excessive harassment and hate from Baby's friends and fam, even though she did it perfectly legally and safely. Honey, you are better than that, he's still your Friend. It must be rally hard going soooo Femmy with the big op to boot. But having to life a Nursery Lifestyle too, that will be an adjustment. Like we used hit bars together, now he's got an Early Bedtime and he spends his days in Daycare when you are still hooping or just hanging chiefing blunts. I bet seeing a familiar face, some kinds and maybe even some lap time will do Baby, the world of good. Gee, ok...